Is it wrong to plead with the "Ghost Adventures" crew to come visit?

"Please, please, please, come to visit us in North Carolina, we are a hot bed of activity. Did you know that the one of the last formal surrenders the during the civil war was right here in Franklin, NC? You can also check out the Biltmore in Asheville while you are here, Americas Castle. We love you guys! Sincerely, WNC Paranormal Research Society."

I thought perhaps a little bribery of promised hauntings would do the trick. If you are reading this post guys, please let us know you are in town, we would love to pick your brains.

Yeah yeah, I know. I have sunk to a new low with this one. But who doesn't want Zak, Aaron, and Nick, coming to their hometown? Even if you don't care for their tactics or investigative techniques you have to admit they aren't bad to look at. Right?